Premiere Date : February 10, 2014
Dirk and Ruckus get a call from Tonyia, a single mother who got a hilariously bad tattoo after losing a bet to her ex-husband over a game of pool. Only Dirk can help Tonyia transform this tattoo from a "prime piece of meat" to something more suitable. Next they head to the Vegas hotspot, Tatuado, where they meet Nick, a "flair" bartender with a little bit of his own bad tattoo flair. Later on, while patrolling the strip, Dirk and Ruckus meet Mike and Sasha, a young couple looking to the tie the knot. But before Sasha can finally say yes, she wants Dirk to cover up not one, but two of Mike's tattoos dedicated to a previous relationship.