9 Seasons | 116 Episodes
Giant Pains in the AssAired on Jun 03, 2014
Jarrett deals with his biggest pain in the ass yet after he wins a giant 40-foot colon. Meanwhile it’s NO fun and games for Roy when he battles the owner of a giant video game.
Who Ya Gonna Call!?...Not Two Blondes and a TruckAired on Jun 03, 2014
Roy’s patience is tested when he ships an iconic piece of ghostly movie history, while Darwinian Theory is proven when the Two Blondes attempt a load of dinosaurs.
Highway to the Stranger ZoneAired on Jun 10, 2014
Things get spirited when Jenn realizes her load of antique dolls come with “passengers”, and newcomer Dusty Davie ends up in a dog fight with a Russian era MIG fighter.
Three Horses and a FuneralAired on Jun 10, 2014
After picking up a simple coin operated carousel, Jarrett ends up going in circles when the buyer calls in-route with other loads that need hauling, but double threat Todd and Tamera are almost DOA when their fragile 140 year old horse drawn hearse shows up to the drop off with missing items.
A Tactical DisasterAired on Jun 17, 2014
After Jenn attempts to drive a decked-out armored, assault vehicle to its buyer, the ride turns out to be little more than she bargained for. Marc faces a wall of storms as he attempts to deliver the daredevil motorcycle ride — “Wall of Death.”
Head Today, Gong TomorrowAired on Jun 17, 2014
Jenn gets an earful when her pricey load of prayer gongs almost misses their uptight buyer, but when Jarrett’s load is delayed by a day he ends up catching hell and a few catcalls handling a side job on the Vegas strip.
Spaced InvadersAired on Jun 24, 2014
Marc’s run to “far out” Roswell leaves him proud to be from this world, while Todd and Tamera end up needing more than a few quarters to extend their vintage game pod run.
I Can't Believe It's Not BetterAired on Jun 24, 2014
Things melt down, when Jenn tackles the dismantling of a butter sculpture in the Texas heat, while Jessica Samko makes her stage debut by running late and ruining a middle school play’s dress rehearsal.
Fiberglass, Steel, and Iron WillsAired on Jul 01, 2014
It’s a clash of egos when Marc and Jarrett find that both of their shipments are headed to the same drop off. After Jarrett asks Marc for a favor, he discovers that favor turned into the short end of the stick.
Perfect like RoyAired on Jul 01, 2014
Jenn learns that Roy Garber’s “perfect, just like me” was more than a catch-phrase when she’s tasked with transporting a load that was once shipped by the legend… and it’s a small world meanwhile, as Dusty feels the weight of making the deadline for a steel globe that’s set to open a new ball park.
Hernias and Hissy FitsAired on Jul 08, 2014
Marc is weighed down by a load that might just be more than the Snortin’ Boar can tackle. Meanwhile, Dusty gets stuck hauling some very unique art sculptures and learns a few lessons along the way–tape might not fix everything.
Punk-Drunk LoveAired on Jul 08, 2014
Jessica signs up to move a half-ton steampunk robot in a single day, but will bad weather turn her load into steamjunk? Todd and Tamera realize that moonshine stills and porcelain plates don’t mix well in the back of a trailer.
Do No Bodily HarmAired on Jul 15, 2014
A shipment of medical equipment takes a turn for the weird when Jenn learns her load is a LOT different than expected. Todd and Tamera discover the hardest part of their day is simply escaping the streets of the New York City. Can they keep their eye on the prize or will they lose lots of fans?
Hummers and BummersAired on Jul 15, 2014
Jarrett, single-handedly almost ruins the west coast art scene when he hauls an odd sculpture to its various photo shoot locations in the Bay area. Meanwhile, on the east coast, Jessica’s doing her best to destroy a large piece of Americana.
Love is a Crazy Carnival RideAired on Jul 22, 2014
Jessica finds herself asking a LOT of questions after she agrees to transport a seller’s loved one named Bruce. Dusty hits the road with a giant cow skull that leaves him crawling through the desert heat.
Monsters, Mannequins, and MayhemAired on Jul 22, 2014
Todd and Tamera take on some Monsters in a move that proves to be anything but cinematic. Meanwhile, Dusty picks up some travelling companions of the strong, silent type. Can any of the transporters make it to their destinations with their sanity intact?
To The Moon and BackAired on Jul 29, 2014
A giant dog toy has Todd and Tamera chasing their tails as they try to navigate trailer issues and engine trouble. Jenn moves heaven and earth to take some small moon rocks from Houston to Phoenix.
Problems Set in StoneAired on Jul 29, 2014
Marc takes on an antique camper and Dusty transports a sculpture. But when Dusty picks up a side load and Marc makes a rookie mistake, they both find out they’ve signed on for a whole extra set of problems.
Big Wine & Bigger PineAired on Aug 05, 2014
A giant, but simple chair provides some oversized complications for Jarrett when it won’t fit down the stairs. Marc lands a cool, cross country booze run, but things go sour once the wine heats up.
Stuck in the Vending VortexAired on Aug 05, 2014
Jessica Samko wins a bizarre carnival type attraction, but things go fowl, when she lands a side load of baby swans. Meanwhile, a repurposed vending machine that dispenses relaxation messages is truly put to the test when Jarrett’s tasked with hauling the art piece to Chicago.