Season 1 (4)

2 Seasons | 4 Episodes

Episode 1 Northern Lights, Northern Fights
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Northern Lights, Northern Fights

Aired on May 17, 2017

The buyers travel to the town of Aurora, where they hope to uncover a wealth of treasures. “The Instigator” Roy spots a hidden gem that may give him the upper hand, while “The Veterans” Rick and Cindy find a mysterious item worth investigating. Father-and-son duo Paul and Bogart (“High Roller and The Kid”) are played for suckers, and Ursula “The Knock Out” learns the hard way that there are no friends at auction.

Episode 2 Orangeville Squeeze Play
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Orangeville Squeeze Play

Aired on May 17, 2017

As the buyers peel into Orangeville, Ursula is determined to prove she’s a major player, Roy bids up the competition, and Paul and Bogart uncover an item that just might be cuckoo.

Episode 3 You Just Got
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You Just Got "Roy'd"!

Aired on May 24, 2017

Brampton becomes a battleground as Roy blasts the buyers with rude and crude comments. Cindy does her best to throw Ursula off her game, and Paul tries his best to teach Bogart a thing or two.

Episode 4 Safes n' Snakes
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Safes n' Snakes

Aired on May 24, 2017

In Orangeville, the buyers resort to head games to psych out the competition. Roy manages to distract Cindy, but gets caught up in Ursula’s charm. Later, Roy and Cindy double-team Paul and Bogart.

 5 It's Like Archaeology, You Dig?
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It's Like Archaeology, You Dig?

Aired on May 31, 2017

North York becomes an archaeological dig as buyers unearth pieces of the past that could enrich their future. Roy buries Cindy and uncovers something with major potential, while Bogart finds a locker that he knows a thing or two about. Rick and Cindy find an item with First Nations ties.

 6 Ain't No Locker Like a Birthday Locker
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Ain't No Locker Like a Birthday Locker

Aired on May 31, 2017

The competition is fierce on Rick’s birthday with a heated battle that sees several buyers finding items custom made to relieve their stress.

 7 Wanna Smell My Hair?
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Wanna Smell My Hair?

Aired on Jun 07, 2017

Roy comes to the auction disguised as his long-haired, gold-toothed, crazy cousin Ray. Chaos ensues.

 8 Fashion Passion
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Fashion Passion

Aired on Jun 07, 2017

Ursula goes all in for a fashion locker in Rick and Cindy’s hometown of Newmarket.

 9 Taunted, Haunted, and Most Wanted
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Taunted, Haunted, and Most Wanted

Aired on Jun 14, 2017

Ursula puts up with her bossy older sister, Rick takes the reins, Roy calls the cops, and Paul and Bogart lose their sh*t.

 10 Crazy From the Heat
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Crazy From the Heat

Aired on Jun 14, 2017

One way or another, all the buyers get burned on the hottest auction day of the year.

 11 The Thrilla in Clairevilla
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The Thrilla in Clairevilla

Aired on Jun 21, 2017

The father/son team of Paul and Bogart splits up to go locker vs. locker in Claireville. May the best Kenny win!

 12 All Out Storage War
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All Out Storage War

Aired on Jun 21, 2017

Jeff Schwarz, aka “The Liquidator,” presides as guest auctioneer over the series’ most contentious, highest-stakes battle to date.

 13 Canadian Pecker
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Canadian Pecker

Aired on Jun 21, 2017

Guest auctioneer Patrick Pecker brings “the full Pecker” to the auction, fueling his longstanding feud with Roy.

 14 A-locker-lypse Now
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A-locker-lypse Now

Aired on Jun 21, 2017

Roy suits up in full army gear to declare war on the buyers in Scarborough.

 15 Even Veterans Get The Blues
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Even Veterans Get The Blues

Aired on Jun 28, 2017

Roy suits up in full army gear to declare war on the buyers in Scarborough.

 16 The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Instigators
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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Instigators

Aired on Jun 28, 2017

The Thornhill buyers run for cover when a self-help CD gives Roy a new lease on his egomaniacal life.

 17 Fast Times at Wedgie-mont High
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Fast Times at Wedgie-mont High

Aired on Jun 28, 2017

A Brampton auction near some of the gang’s old high school proves they’re all still rowdy teenagers at heart.

 18 Com-Paul-sive Behavior
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Com-Paul-sive Behavior

Aired on Jun 28, 2017

Paul’s locker addiction reaches new highs (and lows) at the Wasaga Beach auction.

 19 Psychic Psych Out
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Psychic Psych Out

Aired on Jul 05, 2017

Rick and Cindy bring a psychic to help them land the best lockers.

 20 Cold Turkeys
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Cold Turkeys

Aired on Jul 05, 2017

Rick and Cindy attempt to quit smoking on the same day as an auction.

 21 Worst Best Man Ever
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Worst Best Man Ever

Aired on Jul 05, 2017

A wedding-bound Roy arrives at an auction in his tuxedo.

 22 The Lame, The Sick, and The Crazy
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The Lame, The Sick, and The Crazy

Aired on Jul 05, 2017

With Bogart on crutches and Cindy nursing a cold, it’s a tough day at the auction for all the buyers.

 23 Crate Expectations
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Crate Expectations

Aired on Jul 12, 2017

Excitement runs high at a charity auction of high-end storage crates.

 24 A Bad Day to be Bogart
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A Bad Day to be Bogart

Aired on Jul 12, 2017

Paul brings Bogart’s two older sisters to an auction. Poor Bogart.

 25 Ursula's Just Not That Into You
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Ursula's Just Not That Into You

Aired on Jul 12, 2017

Big-time buyer Jeff Gardner returns for an auction, but what he’s really interested in is Ursula.

 26 It's Don's World, We're Just Bidding In It
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It's Don's World, We're Just Bidding In It

Aired on Jul 19, 2017

All the buyers compete for the attention of Don the auctioneer.

 27 Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Insult
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Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Insult

Aired on Jul 19, 2017

Roy’s hilarious “Paul-disguise” causes mirth and mayhem at an auction.

 28 Giddy Up!
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Giddy Up!

Aired on Jul 19, 2017

Cindy and Ursula almost come to blows at an auction.

 29 Li'l Roy
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Li'l Roy

Aired on Jul 26, 2017

Roy brings a “Roy-Puppet” to the auction, and they’re both very naughty little boys.

 30 Paul and Bogart Make a Promo
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Paul and Bogart Make a Promo

Aired on Jul 26, 2017

Paul and Bogart shoot a low-budget commercial for their store during an auction.

 31 London Storage is Falling Down
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London Storage is Falling Down

Aired on Jul 26, 2017

An out-of-town auction gives rise to new treasures and old grudges.

 32 O Brother, I Hate Thou
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O Brother, I Hate Thou

Aired on Nov 22, 2017

Roy immediately regrets bringing his little brother to an auction when all his enemies fall for the charming young man.

 33 Spies Like Urs
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Spies Like Urs

Aired on Dec 27, 2017

Ursula’s private investigator husband spies on the buyers at an auction.

 34 Brawl in the Family
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Brawl in the Family

Aired on Dec 27, 2017

Bogart blows a gasket over Paul’s bidding at an auction.

 35 All's Fair in Love and Storage War
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All's Fair in Love and Storage War

Aired on Jan 24, 2018

Life changes dramatically for nearly all the buyers at the latest auction. Except for Roy, who’s still a jerk.

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