M.A. Economics, Carnegie Mellon
Patrick Severe has been involved in economics since childhood. He was briefly the subject of national attention when he accused and subsequently exposed his middle school business club advisor for embezzlement of extracurricular funds. Mr. Severe later became the first freshman president of his university's Economics Society. He was also the first to maintain the position after graduation thanks to loopholes he discovered in the university's charter. He is currently in the process of pitching his weekly financial advice pamphlet, "Severely Wealthy" to the various cable news networks. Patrick Severe was also formerly an amateur MMA fighter in a 35-and-older league with a 1-4-1 record.
Patrick Severe is played by Ed Herbstman.