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  • FULL EPISODE | 22:46

    The Demon Does the Holy Land

    Airdate: 07/04/2011

  • FULL EPISODE | 44:24

    Blood Is Thicker Than Hummus

    Airdate: 06/28/2011

  • FULL EPISODE | 22:47

    You Always Hurt the Ones You Love

    Airdate: 06/20/2011

  • BONUS | 2:32

    Rock n' Roll Allstars

  • BONUS | 2:43

    Veterans Hospital

  • BONUS | 1:26

    The Big Decision

  • BONUS | 2:56

    ChildFund

  • BONUS | 2:35

    South Africa

  • BONUS | 2:37

    Honeymoon

  • BONUS | 2:05

    Adoption Interviews

  • BONUS | 1:35

    Whistler

  • BONUS | 2:30

    Get Out

  • BONUS | 2:00

    Adoption

  • BONUS | 1:17

    Newlyweds

  • FULL EPISODE | 21:40

    Shrinkwrapped

    Airdate: 10/23/2006

  • Attack of the Groupies

    Monday, July 09 10/9C

    The Newlyweds are put to the test as they tour South America. While Gene is busy playing Rock God, surrounded by the temptation of groupies, Shannon grows tired of babysitting him. Can their marriage survive the Rock Star lifestyle?

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Gene Down Under

Episode: 69

Premiere Date: August 24 2008

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SEE PHOTOS WATCH CLIPS Download on iTunes Shop the Store Gene finds himself the unlikely owner of an Australian Rules Football team. Will his affinity for the players get in the way of this losing investment?

Gene Down Under

Gene finds himself the unlikely owner of an Australian Rules Football team. Will his affinity for the players get in the way of this losing investment?

Episode: 69

Premiere Date: August 24 2008

GeneHarmony

Gene attempts to find "nice guys" for Sophie and Tracy before he dashes off to Australia on business.

Episode: 68

Premiere Date: August 17 2008

Fan Favorites

The Family Jewels team takes to the street to interview fans and give them a fresh new look at their all-time favorite episodes.

Episode: 67

Premiere Date: August 10 2008

Homesick

Gene surprises Shannon with a little piece of Canada to call her very own. Unfortunately, they are not the only tenants.

Episode: 66

Premiere Date: August 03 2008

XGene

Gene courts a bizarre assortment of pro-riders in an attempt to find a spokesperson for his new snowboard apparel line.

Episode: 65

Premiere Date: July 27 2008

Happy Birthday...to Whom?

Shannon and Tracy attend a surprise birthday party for a childhood friend only to realize they have no idea who she is.

Episode: 64

Premiere Date: July 20 2008

Raw & Uncut

So much footage, so little time. Join the family as they present an entire episode of never-before-seen footage including complete stories and deleted scenes.

Episode: 63

Premiere Date: July 20 2008

70/71 South of the Border

With Gene and Shannon both committed elsewhere, Sophie convinces them to allow Nick to accompany her on a private-study trip to Mexico. Always the worried dad, Gene soon follows and Shannon is forced to rescue the kids from Gene's meddling ways.

Episode: 70

Premiere Date: July 13 2008

Nick after Dark

Follow Nick's harrowing nocturnal adventures through Los Angeles as he pursues his brand new car...which just got towed!

Episode: 62

Premiere Date: June 29 2008

Power Outage

Exhausted after surviving a grueling 24 hours aboard the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz, Gene returns home only to be reminded he must babysit his 4-year-old nephews, Jake and Hunter.

Episode: 61

Premiere Date: June 29 2008

Honeymoon at Last

In the wake of the Tracy elopement fiasco, Gene must make it up to Shannon and decides to give her the honeymoon this "Happily Unmarried" couple will officially never have.

Episode: 60

Premiere Date: June 22 2008

Shannon to the Rescue

Fearing Tracy has run off to Hawaii to elope with her new man, Shannon drags Gene along hoping his well known views on marriage and commitment will convince them to do otherwise. Unfortunately for Shannon, Gene takes an instant liking to Tracy's boyfriend and now Shannon has two relationships to contend with.

Episode: 59

Premiere Date: June 22 2008

56 The Gene Simmons Roast

Roastmaster Jeff Ross calls on his all-star comedian friends, including Lisa Lampanelli, Jim Norton, Paul Rodriguez, Ralphie May, Carrot Top and special guest Andrew Dice Clay to destroy Gene's ego and raise money for the Wounded Warriors Charity. Even Nick, Shannon and Aunt Tracy take shots at good ol' Gene.

Episode: 54

Premiere Date: June 15 2008

Gene's Ego Trip

Fed up with Gene extolling his own virtues, Shannon and Tracy team up with Jeff Ross to plan a Roast for him. Will his ego survive?

Episode: 53

Premiere Date: June 15 2008

Gene the Apprentice

Shannon and Tracy end up getting many more procedures done than originally planned. While Gene is away in NY competing on Celebrity Apprentice they race to heal before he comes home. Meanwhile, Sophie and her cousin Emily decide to hire a nurse to take care of their moms and get much more than they bargained for.

Episode: 52

Premiere Date: June 15 2008

Mommy MakeOver

Shannon and Tracy's original plan for a little nip and tuck becomes much more than either of them planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets stuck babysitting his friend's depressed, recently divorced sister and gets asked by Donald Trump to compete on Celebrity Apprentice.

Episode: 51

Premiere Date: June 03 2008

Viewer Mail

Gene and the family answer their fan's e-mail questions and give us a behind-the-scenes look at their favorite scenes featuring never-before-seen footage.

Episode: 58

Premiere Date: May 20 2008

Sophie Couture

Gene's research for a book documenting the history of prostitution winds him up in jail. Meanwhile, Sophie's internship for a fashion designer turns into her strutting the catwalk during L.A. Fashion Week.

Episode: 50

Premiere Date: May 13 2008

Ladies of the Night

Gene's research for a book documenting the history of prostitution gets him in trouble. Meanwhile, Nick gets a surprise visit from an old friend that causes tension with his girlfriend.

Episode: 49

Premiere Date: May 06 2008

Lil' Gene

Gene is pleasantly surprised when the intern he reluctantly agrees to mentor saves the day by rescuing an important photo shoot from disaster and helps him close a major business deal to put Gene's "Money Bag" clothing line in stores nationwide.

Episode: 48

Premiere Date: April 29 2008

Shannon B. DeMille

For over 24 years Shannon Tweed has been documenting the life and times of the Simmons-Tweed clan and in this special episode the family sits down to watch the classic home movies and show us how they became the non-traditional traditional family they are today.

Episode: 47

Premiere Date: April 22 2008

Nail Me

Gene is unable to remain a silent partner when he agrees to help fund Shannon and Tracy's new Nail Salon business venture. Attempting to muscle in and run the business his way, Shannon and Tracy must call all of their family and friends in for back-up to undo Gene's mess.

Episode: 46

Premiere Date: April 15 2008

Something's Fishy

Gene's business trip to Seaworld turns into a family outing as Shannon, Tracy and Tracy's twin 4-year old sons' Jake and Hunter tag along. When a combination of food poisoning and Gene's poor driving put Shannon and Tracy down for the count it is up to Uncle Gene to take the twins to Seaworld for the day. Unfortunately, Gene takes two kids, but comes home with one.

Episode: 45

Premiere Date: April 08 2008

Swinging Gene

As Shannon, Tracy and Sophie track down the last of the KISS collectables they ruined, Gene calls the one Vegas friend he has to rescue him from the desert--Carrot Top. A packed house at the Hard Rock awaits Gene's arrival to witness his first solo performance ever.

Episode: 44

Premiere Date: April 01 2008

Knock, Knock Who's There?

The clock is ticking as Gene is stranded in the desert and meets an odd cast of characters attempting to hitchhike to Vegas. Meanwhile, Shannon, Tracy and Sophie race around LA to replace Gene's ruined collectables by buying them from the very KISS fans that have given Gene their hard earned cash over the years. Will Gene get to Vegas in time and will the girls have his office back in shape before he comes home?

Episode: 43

Premiere Date: March 25 2008

Before the Flood

Gene decides to accept an offer to perform a One Night Only Vegas show with the Big Band, Royal Crown Revue. The combination of his noisy neighbors and Shannon going on a do-it-yourself home improvement spree make it impossible for him to concentrate at home. Gene opts to drive to Las Vegas to ensure a few hours of solitude to learn lyrics to all the new songs. Unfortunately, Shannon's "handyman" skills are not up to par, resulting in Gene's car breaking down in the desert and a faulty pipe bursting at home, flooding his office of priceless KISS collectables.

Episode: 42

Premiere Date: March 25 2008

The Brutal Truth

Gene is released from the hospital and opts to ignore doctor's orders and heads straight to a casting party for his new comic book, "Dominatrix." He then visits some friends in "Little Italy" that have "experience" with lie detector tests. Meanwhile Shannon and Tracy surprise Adam Carolla's co-host, Danny Bonaduce at the gym and confirm that everything is on the up and up. Gene and Shannon appear on the Adam Carolla Show and answer ALL of the pressing questions and in a surprise turn of events, they swap places and SHANNON gets strapped to the machine as well.

Episode: 40

Premiere Date: March 18 2008

Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire

Gene awakes the morning after KISS' stressful but historic concert feeling like he was hit by a bus. With the lie detector test days away and an upcoming business trip to NY on the books Gene ignores the family's pleas for him to see a doctor. Meanwhile, Shannon and Tracy conduct trial lie detector tests on each other to make sure the process is legit. Once in New York, Gene's mom Florence forces him to see a series of specialists who uncover a serious condition that needs to be treated immediately.

Episode: 39

Premiere Date: March 11 2008

Gene's Best Friend

Pressure is mounting in the days leading up to Gene's impending lie detector test on the "Adam Carolla Show" as he not only has a KISS show to prepare for, but his best friend and loyal canine Snippy goes missing. To add more fuel to the fire, Gene's musical partner of 34 years, Paul Stanley, falls ill moments before taking the stage forcing Gene to decide if the band should play as a trio for the first time in their entire career.

Episode: 38

Premiere Date: March 11 2008

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