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  A Day At The Dentist

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  Termites And Taxidermy

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  Si's New Book: Si-Cology 1

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  Si Gives Martin Expert Dating Advice

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  Phil And Si On Women And Vow Renewals

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  Si, The Distraction

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  Phil, The Father Figure

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  Miss Kay's Motherly Advice/Happy Mother's Day

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  Duck Digest: Aloha, Robertsons!

We sent the Robertson family some questionnaires to fill out about ducks, those famous beards and family dynamics in the clan and boy, did we learn a thing or two! First off, just to be clear, ducks are never "caught," they are "hunted." And Kay hardly ever makes anything that isn't tasty. We also learned that one of the family members recorded a rap song, another one spent a month in the Ukraine and another once found a spider in his beard. Learn more about the Robertsons through their responses below.

Willie

What's the strangest thing you've found in your beard?

What's something that would surprise viewers to know about you?

Korie and I live in Italy for 4 months, I recorded a rap song, and I was the intramural Badminton Champion in college.

In the Duck Dynasty movie, who would play you?

Zach Galifianakis. I had a girl at the Houston airport come up to me and say "I know who you are..."

Phil

What's the best part of working with your kin? The worst part?

Which family member would most likely be elected President of the United States? Why?

Me. I've been asked to run many times.

What's the strangest thing you've found in your beard?

A mouse.

Jase

What's something that would surprise viewers to know about you?

What's the strangest thing you've found in your beard?

Duck louse. Mean critter.

What is your favorite spot to vacation?

Any redneck beach.

Si

What's something that would surprise viewers to know about you?

Which family member would most likely be elected President of the United States? Why?

Tommy. He has big, white teeth.

What would it take you to shave your beard off?

If someone gives me a lot of money.

Kay

Which family member would most likely be elected President?

What's your favorite way to prepare duck?

Grilled with jalapeno peppers and cream cheese in the center.

What's your favorite family tradition?

Every Wednesday night I pick up my grandkids to take to church. We do something fun beforehand - going to the library, eating out, the park, etc.

Korie

What food would you never try (or try again)?

What's the best part of working with your kin? The worst part?

The Robertson family laughs a lot so we always have fun. Willie and I don't always agree, but we share a bed so we can't stay mad forever!

In the Duck Dynasty movie, who would play you?

Angelina Jolie. She...has a big, multi-cultural family. We adopted one of our children as a baby and have a foster daughter from Taiwan.

Missy

If you weren't in Louisiana, where would you want to live?

Which family member would most likely be elected President of the United States? Why?

Willie. No one like center stage as much as he does! And boy, can he blow some smoke!

In the Duck Dynasty movie, who would play you?

Gwyneth Paltrow - and she would have to sing!

Jep

How big is the biggest duck you ever caught?

What would it take for you to shave your beard off? What does your beard mean/say about you?

Lice would probably do me in with my beard. It makes my wife feel safe when we are out, so she says.

What's the strangest thing you've found in your beard?

A spider.

Jessica

Which family member do you get along best with?

What is the best thing Miss Kay has ever made?

Hand down APPLE FRIED PIES!!!! She has never made anything that I didn't like.

Which family member would most likely be elected President of the United States? Why?

Probably Wille. He's an in-charge kind of guy.