I Just Helped Norman

...bailout his mom. I can't imagine going through that with Dad. Or me, I don't think I'm cut out for prison. Do they even let inmates have oxygen tanks? Everything is so crazy. I keep on seeing movies where the biggest dilemma a girl has to face is a frisky boy in a backseat. All I'm getting is near death chases involving armed drug traffickers, modern day slavery, and my first trip to a bailsman. Maybe it will make a great college essay.

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