My Life in Fast-Forward

This is my first one, if you don't count holding down the register at my dad's store. I am so excited to be working at the motel. I'll be able to hang out more with Norman, and even hang out with Norma. Is it weird to be friends with a mom? I wonder what jobs I'm going to have to do. Ugh, I hope I don't have to clean the toilets. I'll do it if she asks me but…I don't know, kinda gross. Oh well, it's still a new job!!!! I'm good at making beds, when I was younger and in and out of the hospital, one of the nurses showed me the best way to make the beds. I have some skills!

Does anyone have any cool first jobs they'd like to share? Any horror stories that I should prepare myself for?